The Only Gas I Produce Is American Gas – Funny Bald Eagle Fart Shirt
$28.00 - $32.00
When freedom passes through you, let it fly proudly.
This Farts Ahoy™ original features a majestic bald eagle soaring through a shredded American flag — wings out, cheeks clenched, and justice rippling behind it in the form of a glorious cartoon fart cloud.
Printed on a soft, high-quality tee, this shirt is perfect for:
4th of July BBQs
Long-haul truckers
Gas station philosophers
Anyone who believes liberty should be loud
Whether you’re lighting fireworks or just clearing a room, this shirt says:
“I run on 100% American gas.”
🇺🇸 Designed for patriots. Powered by beans.