The Answer My Friend Tee – Fart-Laced Protest Fashion from Farts Ahoy™
$28.00 - $30.00
A classic protest slogan… blown completely off course.
This Farts Ahoy™ original reimagines folk-era poetry through the lens of righteous flatulence. Featuring bold vintage typography and unapologetic gas-powered defiance, this tee is perfect for:
Protesters with digestive opinions
Bob Dylan fans with a dark sense of humor
Anyone who’s ever been told to keep it to themselves
Whether you wear it to a BBQ, a folk festival, or family court, this shirt says what everyone’s thinking — with just enough breeze to get the message across.
Printed on a soft, high-quality tee that holds up longer than a political promise.
Designed with ❤️ and intestinal courage by Farts Ahoy™.