Defecation Row: Bob Dylan Parody Tee (2025 Bootleg Drop)
$28.00 - $30.00
From the man who brought you Blowin’ in the Wind… comes a thunderclap from the porcelain throne.
This tee is a high-quality spoof of folk legend and bathroom legend alike. Equal parts satire and shrine, Defecation Row blends reverence with irreverence — for people who know their Dylan deep cuts and their gut cuts.
Printed on a heavyweight Gildan cotton tee, this shirt is built to last longer than Dylan’s Newport setlist. Great for gig posters, record fairs, late-night diners, and wherever dignity dares not tread.
Bootleg culture, bathroom humor, pure poetry.
Features:
100% cotton, preshrunk
Classic fit
Tagless for comfort
Printed in the USA
Collector’s Item Vibes Only (Not Official Merch, Don’t Sue)