Farts Ahoy: Statement Piece (2025 Drop)
$28.00 - $30.00
Bold. Unapologetic. Loud.
The Farts Ahoy: Statement Piece (2025 Drop) is the shirt for anyone who knows subtlety is overrated. Printed on a heavyweight Gildan cotton tee, this design is equal parts chaos and charm—perfect for making an impression without saying a word (unless that word is “fart”).
Screen-printed for durability, comfortable enough for everyday wear, and weird enough to earn a second glance.
Features:
100% cotton, preshrunk
Classic fit
Ribbed collar
Tagless design for maximum comfort
Printed in the USA